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The Good News |
| Volume 3, Issue 1. Spirit of Truth Church Burnsville,MN January/February 2006 |
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The “Funnies”
Kids in Church
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear,"
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One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
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And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping,"
Lessons of Life..From Mother Pearl
I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don’t care back.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it.
I’ve learned that it’s not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better know something.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to the best others can do. But the best you can do.
(To be Continued) |
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Congratulations!
Jane & Nate Rohr
Casey and Jason Bean
Danielle & Julian Lipscomb
Christie & Tyrone Ferguson
Spirit of Truth Church
1950 136th Street West
Burnsville, MN. 55337
E-mail address: spirit_of_truth@isd.net
Phone: 952-895-9026
Pastor Bean: 952-890-2131
Elder Raspberry: 651-681-0857
John 16:13 "Howbeit when he, the spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth..."
Sunday School….9:00am
Sunday Worship….10:30am
Wednesday Bible Study….7:00pm
Make a vow to stop using negative words!
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
Ephesians 4:29
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